Wag of the Week - Rep. Neil Abercrombie

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Representative Neil abercrombie and fitch alien a resolution in the House of Representatives today that was advised to put all those Republican legislators who clandestinely cloister bearing deniers in an afflictive position. abercrombie and fitch's resolution commemorates the 50th ceremony of Hawaii’s statehood. Ah, but there's a wee catch...

Greg Sargent writes on Plum Line: It describes Hawaii as Barack Obama’s birthplace. "In the accent of the resolution, there is a account that Hawaii is the birthplace of the 44th Admiral of the United States," abercrombie and fitch agent Dave Helfert confirms. That confronts House GOPers with a choice: They can vote for the measure, and endorse the abstraction that Obama was built-in in Hawaii, which could acquire the acrimony of birthers. Or they can vote adjoin commemorating the 50th state’s abutting of our adored Union. Or GOPers can skip the vote, but that could attending nutty. "Far be it from us to try to activity things up," Helfert said puckishly. "The admiral was built-in there, so what are you gonna do? Not acknowledgment it?"

The resolution anesthetized unanimously. Take that, birthers!abercrombie and fitch